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(AKA Ruth Ann)

Whew! Dig my cute legs?

Our state is really hilly, I truly must confess
Some of the roads are certainly a mess

But I'm sure you'll find in every state
A few conditions that aren't first rate

Our hills and valleys are green and fair
With clean, refreshing mountain air

High mountains and timber that is tall
Creeks, lakes, rivers and many waterfall

They call it wild and wonderful
Our State of West Virginia

So come and visit us sometime
I think we're gonna win ya!

~West Virginia definitions~

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from
him in munts."

RANCH - noun. A tool.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother
from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck,
that things gonna catch far."

BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these West Virginian  words and git back to work,
your bahs is gonna far you!"

TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar
in my pickup truck."

TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that
Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."

TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew in from Tulsa, and boy my arms are tarred."

RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We West Virginians are willing to fight for out rats."

FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I coudn't unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn
country."

DID - adjective. Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, bury him"

BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

JU-HERE - a question.
Usage: "Juhere about the farmer's daughter down the road?"

SEED - verb, past tense.
VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"

*~Computer terms we use~*

BACKUP --- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE --- Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG --- The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE --- What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE --- Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP --- Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL --- Time to call the undertaker
CRASH --- When you go to Junior's party uninvited
DIGITAL --- The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE --- Female Disco dancer
FAX --- What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER --- Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY --- Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET --- Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD --- Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC --- Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ --- How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM --- What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD --- Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK --- Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE --- Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM --- Where the pope lives
SCREEN --- Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT --- A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR --- Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI --- What you call your week-old underwear

Thank y'all for visiting :-)

Love, Ruth Ann

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